Has your meat been dry, limp, flavourless and struggling to impress those you’ve been sharing it with? Does your meat need a coffee fueled rub to get back to its drool inducing, eye opening best? If this sounds like you, then you need to Beat The Meat!
Beat The Meat – Coffee Meat Rub
$26.95
178 in stock
The rub your meat has been waiting for.
Has your meat been dry, limp, flavourless and struggling to impress those you’ve been sharing it with? Does your meat need a coffee fueled rub to get back to its drool inducing, eye opening best? If this sounds like you, then you need to Beat The Meat!
Congratulations! You’ve just discovered a coffee-powered meat rub scientifically engineered by two (probably) drunk coffee roasters that’ll help you put the “O” in “WOW” as you oil, massage, tenderise and spiritually awaken your meat, either by yourself, or with friends!
We promise to deliver flavour so good it should come with a safe word.
Free from: Gluten, Refined sugar, Dairy, Soy, Preservatives.
Works on: Beef, Chicken, Fish, Even vegetables that identify as meat.
Ingredients: Coffee, Coconut sugar, Paprika, Garlic, Onion, Sea Salt, Cumin.
Weight: 250g.
| Weight | 0.250 kg |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 11 × 11 × 11 cm |
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