Dark coffee roast: Guatemalan, Colombian & Brazilian.
You’ve had one too many Green Grenades the night before, you’ve woken up bleary eyed, dusty, feeling like a donkey is trying to kick its way out of your head and you’ve got somewhere to be in 15 minutes. Wake The Dead coffee will light a fire under your clammy carcass and get you through. If you like a coffee that’s dark and bold without the bitterness then this roast is for you. The Reapers got your back.*
*Also works on non hung over humans.
All of our coffee beans are specialty grade, ethically sourced and sustainably farmed.
Please allow 1-3 business days for us to process and ship your order.
Johnny Hil (verified owner) –
Immaculate and ideally suited for a person that had a sleepless night and looking for fair dinkum wake up I had my first brew with my mate that’s an Ex Afghanistan Veteran and he said it made his day was happy all day after having this product bloody fair dinkum coffee he said.
Greg (verified owner) –
Hectic, just what someone with 2 jobs and a new born that doesn’t sleep at night needs