Dark coffee roast: Guatemalan, Colombian & Brazilian.
You’ve had one too many Green Grenades the night before, you’ve woken up bleary eyed, dusty, feeling like a donkey is trying to kick its way out of your head and you’ve got somewhere to be in 15 minutes. Wake The Dead coffee will light a fire under your clammy carcass and get you through. If you like a coffee that’s dark and bold without the bitterness then this roast is for you. The Reapers got your back.*
*Also works on non hung over humans.
All of our coffee beans are specialty grade, ethically sourced and sustainably farmed.
Please allow 1-3 business days for us to process and ship your order.
Jimmy –
Like many, I find I’m a bit of a coffee snob, a coffee critique. I know what I like and will search far and wide to find it. When I do, I want everyone to know what I’ve found, as I feel it is my duty to report too others good coffee. This is one of those situations.
Wake the dead is a pure, sensational coffee blend that’s satisfies the pallet and boosts that morning withdrawal. We are onto a good thing here.
Ryan (verified owner) –
I’ve been a proud addict for 20 years, four double shots a day kind of habit. Sometimes I find companies make claims of strong gear, best coffee ever blah blah blah. But these guys ain’t bullshitting. I brewed this up as my regular first-thing-in-the-morning quad shot, and then proceeded to have an out of body experience. The caffeine content is somewhere between a shitload and a f**k tonne. If you’ve ever considered main lining instead of drinking your caffeine, don’t and drink this instead. You may regret it, but how ‘bout you harden up and give it a go anyway.